cant-you-see-imbroken:

an autobiography.

MY HAIR <3

its-paolaa:

my—teen—quote:

Are you a teen? This blog is just for you!

hotanimegirl:

did this broccoli just flip me off?

ovoxonurul:

Final done with my first year of college now I’m blazing

be-the-jawn-to-my-sherlock:

i-said-kneel-before-me:

cyber-end-dragon:

krill-ex:

spicypeppers:

disturbingsteve:

The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat

this would fuck me up

im not ok

  #I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS #PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I’M SCREAMING ‘WE’RE GOING DOWN’  

Imagine a drunk person walking in there

or your first time getting high and you walk in…

Reblog if you have boobs

j0sh-hutch3rsluut:

cl0thes0ff:

modelmis-behavior:

love-lives-to-hurt:

mistize:

one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.

Hahahahaha

omg

I shouldn’t reblog this because I want mine to go byebye!!! …why did I even reblog this! Opppps

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters)



  • Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • Period: Yell at a puppy.


valaartogeiadoun:

daisydino:

shinys-mind-palace:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR SO LONG

My mom just told me I was going to Hell for laughing at this

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’, THEY PRAYIN’




viciousassjaay:

xjuniiorx:

reckless-abandoned:

i cant even get my mom to text me back.. what the actual fuck.

dumbfuck

Bitch







phuckindope:

Lmaoo don’t gotta take them off just pull them to the side

relaxinq:

screams:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

I’ll keep this in mind